I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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