We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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