Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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