I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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