I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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