I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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