She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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