I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
They took my balls.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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