I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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