He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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