In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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