I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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