would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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