what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
