I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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