Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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