I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
