is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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