you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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