gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize