I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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