Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
