dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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