Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
