Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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