You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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