do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Enjoy the penises
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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