So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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