I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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