Grow some girl-balls and come out already
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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