what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You were trust falling into bushes
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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