Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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