Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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