my phone cant type all the emotion im having
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
