So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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