we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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