8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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