She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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