The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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