so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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