Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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