He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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