Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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