I want to stick my p in your. b.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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