just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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