ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
