At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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