So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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