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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Houston, we have a blender
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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