The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
