Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
