how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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