it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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