Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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