Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we made out on top of his cat.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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